![]() ![]() Passions: Like a Regular Soap, Plus Satan Sorry, we mean even more pointless than usual. As a result, the seventh season of Dallas was pointless from start to finish. was reportedly also demanding Bobby's return. ![]() This was all due to Patrick Duffy's decision to retire from his role as Bobby Ewing - who was promptly killed off - followed almost immediately by his decision to come back to the show. In 1986, Dallas wasted everyone's time with an entire season that turned out to be a dream. Despite flying away with the UFOs, Fallon later re-emerged on Dynasty, where she suffered a series of distressing flashbacks about the abduction. It is unlikely that anyone would even remember it were it not for the fact that a major character - Fallon Carrington Colby (!) - was abducted by aliens in the final episode. The Colbys was an awesome spin-off of Dynasty that lasted two seasons between 19. The plot went on for months until someone finally stuck her on an altar and brought her back from the dead (even though a previous exorcism had failed). At one point she turned herself into a panther so she could attack some religious folk. Demonic possession gave Marlena the power to fly, super-strength, lasers in her eyeballs, and allowed her to morph into other characters on the show. In 1994, whoever makes the choices at Days of Our Lives decided it would be perfectly reasonable for one of its key characters, Marlena Evans, to become possessed by a demon. It was then that we discovered that soaps hold to no normal plot rules, have no respect for sticking to genre, and are, frankly, the craziest fucking things on television.ĭon't believe us? Here are the most absurd soap storylines of all time (so far).ĭays of Our Lives Does Demonic Possession In fact, we thought the same, until we started watching General Hospital to catch James Franco's stint as serial killer/modern artist "Franco" (no, really). Soap operas are more wondrous and ridiculous than you may realize, especially if you're under the misapprehension that soaps - especially daytime ones - revolve around nothing but steamy affairs, unplanned pregnancies, and Maury-style DNA tests. ![]()
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